By Michael Woyton At one point, Iran and the United States were working on a deal. A moment later, Iran and the U.S. weren’t working on a deal. But don’t worry, the leader of the free world said he couldn’t care less if the negotiations are over. The mayor of Mar-a-Lago is said to beContinue reading “Felon Picks Man Known for Doing ‘Stupid Stuff’ to Be Intelligence Director”
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Felon Not Getting Everything He Wants Lately
By Michael Woyton The “leader” of the free world continues to say exactly how little he thinks of Americans. Price of gas? Peanuts, president donald j. felon* said. Nice perspective, huh? Since he doesn’t pay for any of his getting around. That’s all on our dime, including all his trips to his own golf properties.Continue reading “Felon Not Getting Everything He Wants Lately”
Felon Keeps Setting Records, Just Not the Kind We Want
By Michael Woyton Ya gotta hand to the old mango makeup man. He just keeps setting new records. Every day president donald j. felon* keeps raising the bar — especially in finding ways to benefit himself and his loved ones, if he truly loves anyone but himself. The man who didn’t actually write “The ArtContinue reading “Felon Keeps Setting Records, Just Not the Kind We Want”
Felon Shows ‘Leadership’ Through People He Hires, Fires
By Michael Woyton It’s difficult to follow the news, both nationally and internationally, and not constantly mutter “what the hell is going on?” Last weekend, eight children, all under the age of 11, were massacred and two women critically wounded in Shreveport, Louisiana, by a man with a gun and it barely was a topContinue reading “Felon Shows ‘Leadership’ Through People He Hires, Fires”
Felon Doesn’t Lie When Asked Whether He Cares
By Michael Woyton There’s a question that president donald j. felon* probably hates getting asked. It’s simple: “Do you take responsibility for fill-in-the-blank?” During trump 1.0, there was this little thing called COVID going around. Remember that? FREE: Subscribe to On Second Thought now: He chose to downplay the severity of the virus, initially sayingContinue reading “Felon Doesn’t Lie When Asked Whether He Cares”
Editorial Cartoons: Undeclared War Edition
By Michael Woyton Here’s a sampling of what editorial cartoonists are thinking about president donald j. felon’s* undeclared war/not-a-war. From Dave Whamond — — — — — From Bill Bramhall, New York Daily News — — — — — From Nick Anderson — — — — — From Michael de Adder — — — —Continue reading “Editorial Cartoons: Undeclared War Edition”
We’re Sure Felon Has Good Reasons to Bomb Iran
By Michael Woyton Could someone out there please explain to me why we are now bombing Iran? We had a deal with Iran that President Barack Obama negotiated, but during his first term, president donald j. felon* tore it up — likely for only one reason, that Obama signed it. So Iran restarted its nuclearContinue reading “We’re Sure Felon Has Good Reasons to Bomb Iran”
Americans Say State of the Union ‘Not Strong’
By Michael Woyton Full disclosure: I do not intend to watch a minute of the State of the Union speech tonight. If I still had cable, I would probably be watching TCM for their lineup of “Gaslight” at 8 p.m. and “Imitation of Life” at 10 p.m. A tip of the hat to whomever choseContinue reading “Americans Say State of the Union ‘Not Strong’”
Wait … We Can Actually Do That?
By Michael Woyton A few news items jumped out at me this morning, and I got to thinking, well, what do you know, shit can actually happen. I mean, the history of the United States proves that nothing can be done about a president who stirs up a crowd to try to cast doubt onContinue reading “Wait … We Can Actually Do That?”
TFW You Can’t Believe Anything from the Government
By Michael Woyton Occam’s razor basically means the simpler of two competing theories is the preferred explanation. An example would be, if you can’t find your keys, they are likely just misplaced, not that someone broke into your house and stole them. Another example would be, if the airspace around a major American city thatContinue reading “TFW You Can’t Believe Anything from the Government”