Tag Archives: Pam Bondi

Yes, He’s in the Epstein Files, and No, You’re Never Going to See It

By Michael Woyton Even though he campaigned on a promise to release the Epstein files, President Donald J. Felon will likely do anything to prevent them from ever seeing the light of day. To that end, it should be no surprise that the FBI chose to redact the president’s name from the Epstein documents citingContinue reading “Yes, He’s in the Epstein Files, and No, You’re Never Going to See It”

Felon Order Targets Most Vulnerable Among Us

By Michael Woyton In the wake of the budget bill that gives billionaires more money and takes away health care from millions of citizens, the administration of President Donald J. Felon is now going after people who are unhoused or who have mental health or substance abuse problems. An executive order was signed Thursday byContinue reading “Felon Order Targets Most Vulnerable Among Us”

Speaker Shuts Down House’s Business Over Epstein Files

By Michael Woyton With the House of Representatives scheduled to leave for summer vacay Thursday, Speaker Mike “Don’t Tell My Son There’s Porn on My Phone” Johnson is turning off the lights a day early. Why? Because he wanted to deny Democrats the chance to force votes on having the Department of Justice make theContinue reading “Speaker Shuts Down House’s Business Over Epstein Files”

Connecting the Dots Using an Orange Crayon

By Michael Woyton Connecting the dots has never been easier, especially because in the administration of President Donald J. Felon the dots are huge and the pencil doing the connecting is one of those big-ass pencils kindergarteners used to use. Now that I think about it, maybe the people in this administration should be usingContinue reading “Connecting the Dots Using an Orange Crayon”

How Much Do I Loathe Thee, Pam

By Michael Woyton Some things that are pissing me off today. Man, if the administration of the felon-in-chief needs someone to be its face of obnoxiousness, I nominate Pam “Trump University Rocks” Bondi. I don’t think “loathe” is a strong enough word to describe what I feel about her. Listen to this exchange between theContinue reading “How Much Do I Loathe Thee, Pam”

$400M Jet Given to US, But You Can’t Use It

By Michael Woyton Where to start, where to start … Don’t be fooled by analysis — mainstream media or social media — that accepting a $400 million 747 from Qatar is anything but a bribe. Especially don’t be fooled by White House Paid Liar Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, who said that it is ridiculous toContinue reading “$400M Jet Given to US, But You Can’t Use It”

Justa Coupla Dictators Chatting

By Michael Woyton I hope that Kim Jung-un wasn’t watching C-Span this morning or tomorrow morning or whatever time is in North Korea. There was a real love fest going on Monday between wannabe dictator President Donald J. Felon and real-life self-proclaimed “coolest dictator” Salvadorean President Nayib Bukele. During their Oval Office meeting a questionContinue reading “Justa Coupla Dictators Chatting”

AG’s Job Description Includes Threatening Member of Congress

By Michael Woyton The attorney general of the United States threatened a sitting member of Congress for comments about the world’s richest man. On Sunday during an appearance on state television Fox News, Attorney General Pam Bondi said that Texas Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett should “tread very carefully,” after Crockett suggested “Elon Musk should beContinue reading “AG’s Job Description Includes Threatening Member of Congress”