Felon Wanting ‘Unconditional Surrender’ Means Forever War

By Michael Woyton How much clearer could it be that president donald j. felon* doesn’t give a rat’s patootie about the American public? Time magazine published an article Thursday detailing the lead up to and execution of the president’s war in Iran. When asked whether citizens of the United States should worried about Iran retaliatingContinue reading “Felon Wanting ‘Unconditional Surrender’ Means Forever War”

Red State Grandma Asks Electeds if Her State Will End up Like Minnesota

By Michael Woyton You would think at some point the grifter-in-chief would take a break from trying to dominate every news second around the clock. But no.  Where to start, when in the course of a weekend, he threatened to sue Trevor Noah for a joke at the Grammys, suggested going to war with Iran,Continue reading “Red State Grandma Asks Electeds if Her State Will End up Like Minnesota”

Secret ICE Policy Should ‘Terrify’ Americans: Senator

By Michael Woyton Congress members who are still on the fence about whether or not they should approve funding for ICE and Homeland Security maybe should pay attention to what is acutally going on in the United States. There are reports of ICE in Minnesota detaining four children, including a 5-year-old boy who was usedContinue reading “Secret ICE Policy Should ‘Terrify’ Americans: Senator”

Felon President Favors ICE’s Domestic Terror

By Michael Woyton It seems the United States does indeed have a domestic terrorism problem. However, the problem is that the domestic terrorists are being paid by the U.S. under the auspices of ICE and the Department of Homeland Security. The ICE military force has been given free rein once dropped into American cities toContinue reading “Felon President Favors ICE’s Domestic Terror”

Gaslighter-in-Chief Weaponizes FBI to Protect Masked Thugs

By Michael Woyton When the president almost immediately comes out with complete exoneration of one of theirs killing a woman on the streets of an American city, and then blaming the victim for her death, you cannot be surprised when — the next day — the FBI says it and only it will be investigatingContinue reading “Gaslighter-in-Chief Weaponizes FBI to Protect Masked Thugs”

Felon Tries to Expand Presidential Pardon Power to Free Crooked County Clerk 

By Michael Woyton The convicted felon and adjudicated rapist is trying — unsuccessfully — to pull a fast one. In a social media post Thursday, Trump wrote that he granted Tina Peters a full pardon “for her attempts to expose Voter Fraud in the Rigged 2020 Presidential Election!” Peters, as you will recall, was sentencedContinue reading “Felon Tries to Expand Presidential Pardon Power to Free Crooked County Clerk “

Today in Stupid: Epstein ‘Hoax’ Edition

By Michael Woyton So now Jeffrey Epstein is a hoax, so says President Donald J. Felon. Maybe I’m confused but isn’t Ghislaine Maxwell serving a 20-year sentence for this hoax? I guess he’s cutting his “PAST supporters” loose, because he doesn’t need them anymore. And for someone who tells us to stop talking about Epstein,Continue reading “Today in Stupid: Epstein ‘Hoax’ Edition”

Connecting the Dots Using an Orange Crayon

By Michael Woyton Connecting the dots has never been easier, especially because in the administration of President Donald J. Felon the dots are huge and the pencil doing the connecting is one of those big-ass pencils kindergarteners used to use. Now that I think about it, maybe the people in this administration should be usingContinue reading “Connecting the Dots Using an Orange Crayon”

HBO Doc Accuses Jordan of Lying; FEMA Not Going Away?

By Michael Woyton A new documentary on HBO is accusing maga Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan of lying about sexual abuse at Ohio State. The congressman declined to be interviewed for the doc called “Surviving Ohio State, the Ohio Capital Journal said, but former Ohio State wrestlers and a referee “frequently” brought up his name.  AtContinue reading “HBO Doc Accuses Jordan of Lying; FEMA Not Going Away?”

OMG, the Stupid. It burns!

By Michael Woyton We’ve known for a long time that President Donald J. Felon was not one of Wharton’s brightest, but lately the evidence keeps piling up — and it seems to continue to infect the rest of the administration. How we laughed during the COVID crisis when the first-term Oval Office occupant suggested injectingContinue reading “OMG, the Stupid. It burns!”