Felon Says He’s Not a Rapist, Pedophile

By Michael Woyton

Anything interesting happen over the weekend? 

JK, I know there was a “60 Minutes” interview where president donald j. felon* said he wasn’t a rapist or a pedophile.

Oh, and there was the incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, too.

CBS’ Nora O’Donnell committed an act of journalism during the interview by reading a portion of an email reportedly written and sent by Cole Tomas Allen, the man arrested after being accused of charging a security checkpoint at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday.

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In the so-called manifesto, Allen laid out his rationale for the actions he’s been accused of taking.

After saying he was a “citizen of the United States of America” and “What my representatives do reflects on me,” he wrote, “And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.”

The last part of that sentence is what O’Donnell read to the president during the interview.

O'DONNELL: In his manifesto, he wrote that 'I'm no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, & traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.' TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I'm not a pedophile. You read that crap from a sick person. You should be ashamed of yourself, reading that. You're a disgrace.

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-04-26T23:20:20.020Z

You’ll see and hear the derogatory tone the elderly golfer-in-chief takes with O’Donnell, telling her that she should be ashamed of herself and that she’s a disgrace.

But, to her credit in this instance, O’Donnell asks the perfect question: “Oh, do you think he was referring to you?”

Allen did not mention the mango makeup man by name, but the mango makeup man obviously knew who Allen was referring to.

And by the way, diaper don, a judge determined you are indeed a rapist.

And one more thing, please prove to us that you are not a pedophile and release all the Epstein files with your name not redacted so we can see if you are telling the truth.

It’s continues to be difficult to believe anything you say if you continue to try to cover up what you’ve done.

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The first “lady” has the sadz over something Jimmy Kimmel said.

In a social media post Monday, flotus accused the late-night talk show host of spewing “hateful and violent rhetoric” about her family.

“People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate,” she wrote in response to who knows what, likely the comedian’s mock correspondents’ dinner monologue.

See Kimmel’s whole monologue through the link here.

My response to Melania: “I really don’t care.”

Here’s the brilliant Ann Telnaes’ take.

Another attack on satire, this time by Melania Trump. And note that this is another example of trying to silence speech through control of the news media.

Ann Telnaes (@anntelnaes.bsky.social) 2026-04-27T15:27:51.241Z

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* I’m following what the wannabe king declared on social media that he will only refer to the Supreme Court in lowercase because he has a complete lack of respect for them after the illegal tariffs ruling.

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Lead art: screen grab from KTLA 5 via YouTube.

Published by Michael Woyton

Michael Woyton is an award-winning journalist who covered municipalities and school districts for the Poughkeepsie (NY) Journal and local and regional news in the Hudson Valley for Patch Media.

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