Felon Wanting ‘Unconditional Surrender’ Means Forever War

By Michael Woyton How much clearer could it be that president donald j. felon* doesn’t give a rat’s patootie about the American public? Time magazine published an article Thursday detailing the lead up to and execution of the president’s war in Iran. When asked whether citizens of the United States should worried about Iran retaliatingContinue reading “Felon Wanting ‘Unconditional Surrender’ Means Forever War”

Is Felon’s Plan for Middle East Biblical in Scope?

By Michael Woyton Congress isn’t earning its keep. There are always complaints about “do-nothing” Congresses, but this one takes the cake. This Congress hasn’t declared war on Iran. You know what else this Congress hasn’t done? It hasn’t officially approved changing the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War. FREE: SubscribeContinue reading “Is Felon’s Plan for Middle East Biblical in Scope?”

TACO/Tesla Social Media Slap Down

By Michael Woyton As delicious as the very public spat between President TACO and Elon “I Don’t Take Ketamine” Musk is, I can’t get too worked up about it. Anyone who has followed the felonious real estate magnate over the years should have seen this coming. The Mad King of Mar-a-Lago always, always breaks upContinue reading “TACO/Tesla Social Media Slap Down”

Trump 2.0 No Different Than 1.0

By Michael Woyton Haven’t we seen this movie already? Convicted felon Donald Trump wins the presidential election and begins making outrageous nominations to staff his administration. All are seemingly aghast at how horrible the nominations are, and there is a lot of tut-tutting among elected officials to reporters. But then, when push comes to shove,Continue reading “Trump 2.0 No Different Than 1.0”